Sunday, May 8, 2011

I hide my pussy.

Sometimes

I hide it at work.

I pretend it doesn’t exist.

If it tries to make a sound, I cover its mouth and cough so no one can hear the mew.

I don’t remember who it was that told me

Never bring a pussy to work.

1 comment:

  1. I would beg to differ.

    Although I never bring a pussy to work, I have over the years learned to be very appreciative of some of co-workers who very conveniently always remember to bring their pussies to work.

    When given the opportunity, I am always willing to help my co-workers by licking any poor little pussy who is unable to lick herself.

    Reverend Hornibastard
    Have Tongue; Will Travel

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